Wednesday, 2 July 2008

No Risk Betting System


I wouldn't normally recommend a betting system. I am that person that can turn a racing thoroughbred into a three legged pit pony as soon as I put money on it. But when I learn about a genuine no-risk theory then I take notice.



Arbritrage or Arb Betting involves taking a set of odds from two or more bookmakers and staking bets to ensure that you win no matter what the outcome. This system helps you identify arbs and prosper - just click on it to find out more - seriously if you play this correctly then you cannot lose!!



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Monday, 16 June 2008

Wealthy Affiliate

Been a bit busy down on Truss's farm these past few weeks. Had an invasion of Black-Cheeked Waxbill birds all the way from South Africa. Apparently they've developed a taste for asparagus and they can't get enough of it back home. Traditional scaring techniques weren't working on them so in the end we got rid of them by running my On The Buses DVD. As soon as Blakey says 'I hate you Butler', they scram.

Anyway, back to making money. This is my main recommendation at the moment - Wealthy Affiliate. Whether you're a beginner, veteran or somewhere in the middle, this site is a Godsend. For those starting out, it takes you through the Internet Marketing process from start to finish.

The thing i really like about this site though is the forum - very active and very supportive. Not one of my posts has been ignored, something that can't be said for all the other forum I've visited. Click on the link and check it out today.

http://www.wealthyaffiliate.com/?a_aid=XyKrPIhr


Wednesday, 11 June 2008

Pay To Click Sites

When I started trying to make money on the internet, I thought I'd cracked it with Pay-To-Click. Just visit a few websites and get paid - easy.

After a hard day in the field scaring birds, I'd get home, do a few clicks and pocket my cash. By the way, scaring birds isn't as easy as it looks. A scaring technique that will work on a crow for example won't work on a pheasant - but more of that later.

Anyway, I went to my accountant Ted, who is also the village butcher, and he pointed out that I was making one penny for every 60 second ad that I clicked on, therefore I was making the grand sum of 60 pence an hour. Not enough to keep the badgers in mangle wurzels as Dad used to say.

Pay To Click can work but, as with many things, you need to build a downline - a network of people working under you and you earn money every time they click. That's why I recommended Free Money Team yesterday. They provide you with a good range of pay to click sites and the traffic exchanges needed to build your downline. There are many other ways you can build your downline but we'll come back to that. In the meantime, visit Free Money Team at http://www.freemoneyteam.com/?11634 . There is also a good site that I would recommended that isn't included on Free Money team's list - http://www.persianptc.com/pages/index.php?refid=chopper1965 . Happy clicking - right back to these pheasants.

Tuesday, 10 June 2008

One to Avoid and One to Join

My only experience of a casino came just after I got my hands on Mrs Currie's legacy.

Henry, the landlord of the Badger and Bassoon heard about my good fortune and invited me along to a poker night to celebrate. I never really understood cards but it seemed like a nice touch. Henry told me to wait until I'd actually got the money so I did.

On the night it was very confusing. The pack only had 37 cards out of 52, but Henry had helpfully written on the back what they were. Well I was very unlucky, so he told me, and i ended up losing £5000 but the ale was in good form and Henry kept the pickled eggs flowing all night.

So when I came to try and make money on the net, I did a google search and all these 'foolproof roulette systems' came up. I was a little wary after my previous experience but it really seemed that it couldn't fail.

Essentially, you bet on one colour and if you lost, you doubled your stake until it came in. Then you repeated the process with the opposite colour. As a bit of a mathematician, I realised it should be foolproof. However, there was one problem.

The table had a maximum bet. I won a few quid but wasn't greedy at all, but on the second day the wrong colour came in seven times until I couldn't double any more because I'd exceeded the maximum bet and I lost my money.

There are few warnings about this particular scam so take heed.

That's enough of that - have a look at http://www.freemoneyteam.com/?11634 . I've made a bit on this and I'll tell you more about it tomorrow.

Sunday, 8 June 2008

Welcome to the Village Idiot's Money

Two years ago I was a penniless drunk, employed as the local idiot in the village of Lower Proctologist, Hertfordshire, England.

They were happy times! But suddenly, two years ago, Mrs Currie from the post office left me £50,000 in her will, just for walking her dogs! Well, the next eighteen months were a whirlwind. It had always been my ambition to own a fruit and vegetable shop selling only amusingly shaped produce. I travelled the world collecting fruit and veg in the shape of parts of the human body, but when I got home, I left it all in the back garden and the rabbits got it.

So now I was broke again but in the last six months, I've been building up quite a steady income online. Starting tomorrow, I'm going to tell you all about it. As you can see from my picture, Farmer Truss gave me my old job back - scaring birds is in me blood see.